I made my apologies about the shirts, but it didn't seem to matter to the folks. Luckily the printers *had* done the one white one I had requested.

Roger _the other one was an original registered attendee, but a mishap during Vermort when a deer ran in front of his motorcycle had left him unable to make the party. The white shirt was for the others to sign and send to him along with the shirt he had requested. I had wanted to put it on one of those life size deer targets used by bowhunters and us all pose with it for a group picture, but after I saw the +$200 price tag I thought better of the idea. The neighbor I met during the beer run had 2 of those little deer lawn ornaments, but they were too small so I decided not to kidnap one of them. Instead I tore the T-shirt box apart and with Mike's help cut it so it would stretch the shirt out well enough to autograph. I had found a refrigerator magnet of a deer's head, so I placed it near the shirt's neck to remind folks what it was all about.

There must have been a reason I had to make another trip to town because as I came back I saw *another* group of bikes, this time at the veterinary clinic. I told EVLTWN, Willa, Nashville Jeff and Tim O'Brien they were almost there, just up the road on the left.

Somewhere around this time a pickup pulled into the front driveway with the johns in it. Finally! But I wanted them at the other end of the yard so folks could see them as they came in and they wouldn't be so near the main party area. Reluctantly the driver backed down the long gravel drive and came to the store. I met him at the gate and told him he was better off backing in, because I wanted them against the fence. Undaunted, he drove straight in, and I explained again where I wanted them. Now he looked at me like I was some kind of idiot, and rather than backing out and turning around in the store's parking lot he turned, pulled forward, backed and turned, pulled forward, backed and turned, pulled forward, backed and turned in the 20 or so foot of area (too close to tents and bikes IMO) until he was in place. No conversationalist, he grudgingly dropped the blue obelisks off the tailgate and presented me the invoice. Odd, I noticed that it gave exact directions to the store, never mentioning the address of my house and driveway. Bad attitude, lack of reading comprehension, difficulty understanding directions. Well, at least he left toilet paper.

Oh, geeze, I hadn't noticed how late it was getting. More folks were here and I needed to get the grill going for the smoked and polish sausages and the red hots. Check the coolers and make a trip down to the store for more beer and ice. Pass out T-shirts and try and figure out the arrival sequence.

Briquettes gray, I pierced some dogs and placed them on the Brinkman. Too hot! I had just turned away for a second or two and now the meat had turned to almost charcoal! Ahhhgh! Shit! Karen was bringing out chips and condiments. Here, you do this! I've already dropped one in the fire and can't get it back through the grill!

Check the coolers. Check for people who hadn't gotten shirts. What? There's no toilet paper? Already?!? Let me check. Grab the extra rolls Karen had picked up and headed that way. No, Rosie checked, false alarm. Damn it's humid. Yeah I always sweat this much. Oh yeah, this is great. How about you? Having fun?

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(Photo credit: EVLTWN)